Eat Me.

I post a lot about food. I know this because I’m the one who takes the photos and writes the tweets. I also did this long before anyone paid me bits of money to write about food and explore new places. So the question I get asked the most is usually along the lines of, “why aren’t you 500-pounds?!” I profile a lot of bakeries and I’m fully aware that too many cupcakes and cookies are going to go straight to my ass. Contrary to what some people think, I don’t have a lightening fast metabolism. So I have to work out more than I’d like and harder than I’d like.

Also, this photo is what I eat for breakfast most days of the week. 3-4 cups of kale sauteed in coconut oil and an egg. Sriracha to give it some flavour and kick. This is how I try to offset the other things. I also eat a helluva lot of salad. And I bought a Groupon for liposuction.


I looked and they don’t offer it.

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